Elon Musk ASMR (Musk At Dusk) – Corpsepaint, Woodpeckers, & the Erosion of Worker's Rights

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Just to make it absolutely clear (in case it isn't), this is a parody.

Back in the 90s I was a Goth, but I predominantly listened to Nirvana. Well, like, almost exclusively Nirvana. I was one of those p****s who only listened to one band and didn’t understand why other people didn’t do the same. I guess ASD probably didn’t help, but I wasn’t diagnosed at the time, so I didn’t have it. That’s how it works, right?

Anyway, I eventually started listening to bands like Cradle of Filth and other, less radio friendly, death metal bands. I’d like to think – nay, know – that Elon Musk listened/s to doom metal at the very least – I dunno, like My Dying Bride, or something. But he probably also likes Refused and other more hardcore bands, because he thinks he’s still a geeky metal guy. So, here’s a not-at-all-accurate impression of him talking about his beliefs. Why am I doing this? Because people keep saying I look like him! Cry face emoji

Musk will talk at length about woodpeckers, apotheosis, and worker’s rights in a soft-spoken transatlantic South African accent. His jokes are of poor taste, so please remember that this is a parody – it isn’t really Elon Musk – but, if you find yourself offended by his terrible jokes, you should also be offended by his terrible worker’s rights record and anarcho-capitalist attitude that affects all of us in a big, bad way. Especially with regards to his whackyshack carbon footprint. Lol

Eat the rich. 🤑

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🎙 What is ASMR? 🎧

ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) is synaesthesia of the soul. It’s a relaxing feeling, it’s a tingling down the spine, or it’s simply a sleep aid. Whether it’s being ‘held’ by someone you have confidence in, or ‘looked after’ by someone with authority, or just feeling ‘safe’ with someone you trust, it uses audio-visual triggers to enable you to let go of your worries and stresses – even just for a bit.

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FPC (first person cinema) takes all the relaxing elements of ASMR but has much more of a focus on immersion and the suspension of disbelief. It’s kinda like being the main character in your own short movie, with popular figures you know and love, or entirely created worlds – just for you. There won’t be any visible mics or traditional triggers in these videos, and they will seem more unintentional than the usual ASMR videos – but they are unique and relaxing experiences designed to transport you to different places, worlds, and times.

Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.