Hello. I’m a mean giant who makes ASMR.
I’m here to tell you to shut up, stop acting ridiculous, and—if we’re lucky—accidentally teach you some common sense. This is not a safe space. It’s not cozy, affirming, or judgment-free. Negativity is included at no extra charge.
You are not encouraged to be yourself or get comfortable here. In fact, I strongly suggest you don’t stay long. Thanks for stopping by—watch your step on the way out.