ASMR // My Mutant Garden 👩🏻‍🌾 (Soft-Spoken/Whispered Ramble for Sleep)

Well, it’s harvest time! It’s been a while since I’ve done a ramble video, so that’s essentially what this is, with some random sounds from the barely edible disasters that my garden spawned. 🥀

I was going to suggest making it a drinking game and take a shot every time I say the word “sad” or “mutant” but you might actually truly die if you did that, so please don't. 😂 On a healthier note, maybe try to consciously release tension or take a nice deep breath every time I say those words instead? 😌

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this classic, no-frills ramble video. Did you do any gardening this year? Hopefully yours ended up a little better than mine did! Anyway, hope to see you again soon. Sweet dreams~!
🥦🥕🌶️🥒🍆🍅🫑🧅
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This is an ASMR video meant for relaxation purposes. Best enjoyed with headphones or earphones. Here’s what to expect:

*Triggers*
- Soft-speaking and whispering mixed
- Random tapping on fruits and veggies (mostly naturally flowing with the talking, though there are moments of purposeful tapping, scratching, etc.)
- A short moment with a crinkly bag lol

*Timestamps*
0:00 Preview
3:11 Intro
4:21 Carrots
6:40 Radishes
8:53 Bunching/Spring/Green Onions?
11:52 Bell Peppers
15:11 Eggplant
18:35 Cucumbers
22:22 Tomatillos
24:50 Shishito Peppers
26:52 Swiss Chard
30:20 Strawberries
33:02 Tomato
34:32 Korean Red Chili Pepper
37:14 Pumpkin Spice Jalapeños
38:40 Brown Jalapeños (and Atomic Tomatoes)
41:00 Poblano Peppers
42:46 Ghost Peppers, Habanero, and Carolina Reapers
46:28 Zucchini
50:59 Mini Watermelons
54:32 Other Failed Crops
56:26 Outro (with bonus business idea free for the taking lol) and goodnight~!

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