[ASMR] Resident Evil 7 #1 - British idiot returns from limbo

Ahoy! I'm not dead. I'm just lazy and easily distracted. Like a cat with an especially tiny brain.

I missed you.

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Why am I talking like this? What madness be am here?

ASMR is a form of relaxation / entertainment; often known as 'tingles'. Common triggers include whispering and soft-spoken voices, personal attention and delicate sounds.

It's neither insanity or perversion. Read more about ASMR here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response