ASMR 44 Bad Jokes vs. 1 Bottle of Elmer's Glue
We’re testing the limits of comedy and washable adhesive.
0:00 - *PART ONE: THE ELMER’S GLUE EXPERIMENT*
I’m whispering fun facts to you while repeatedly covering my palm in Elmer’s Glue, waiting for it to dry, and peeling it off again.
Yes. We are bringing back one of elementary school’s greatest forbidden pleasures.
How many rounds of glue spreading, drying and peeling can we complete before I run out of facts?
This half is full of satisfying ASMR triggers including glue sounds, peeling sounds, sticky textures, hand movements, visual ASMR, whispered facts, and the deeply satisfying moment when an entire layer of dried glue finally comes off.
Watching glue dry has never been so productive.
34:57 - *PART TWO: 44 WHISPERED DAD JOKES*
Then we switch gears completely.
I whisper 44 dad jokes ear to ear while giving you a chance to guess each punchline before I reveal it.
These range from painfully obvious to pretty good. Some shouldn't have left the barbecue.
This section features binaural whispering, ear-to-ear ASMR, whispered jokes, wordplay, guessing games and soft spoken triggers.
Tell me two things in the comments:
How many punchlines did you guess?
Have you also peel Elmer’s Glue off your hands?
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