Unhinged Yandere Tyrant Ends the World to Make You a War Hero and Get You All to Herself?! (F4M)

You once said you wouldn’t date this extreme yandere if she was the last woman alive. She decided to test the theory! So your personal stalker with a crush didn’t stop at simple secret admirer notes and sneaking in to watch you sleep, oh no. She raised a cult-like army, brought the planet to its knees, systematically destroyed every possible romantic rival, AND wiped out all mankind just to get you alone!

Now, after years of leading a rebellion against her, the war and your cat and mouse games have reached the final hour. It’s just you, an unhinged tyrant with a god complex, and her over the top evil plan for total world domination…and world re-population!

So how do you feel about being her boyfriend now, huh?!

F4M • Unhinged Yandere Speaker • Unwilling/Reluctant War Hero/Rebel Leader Listener • Legit Evil • Delusional • God Complex • VERY Dark Comedy (and horror!) • Tyrant/Dictator/World Conqueror • Mentions of Violence/Various War Crimes, But Nothing Graphic • Teasing and Trying to Provoke You • World Conquest • le me: playing the role of a totalitarian despot while shaking my head solemnly and frowning so everyone knows I don’t approve of her actions • Distant Warfare • Cave + Campfire + Laboratory Ambiance

Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script by: ohgoodsister on reddit
SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; other SFX from https://freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses

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