Soft Spoken ASMR Final Fantasy XIII-2 Crazy Chocobo Lyrics, featuring Mattastic ASMR

Why hello there. What could be more relaxing than a gentle rendition of the dulcet poetry that is "Crazy Chocobo," Final Fantasy's breathtaking entry into the Heavy Metal genre? I've been gone far too long, so I knew I could bring you nothing short of poetry. And luckily, I have the most metal ASMRtist of all-time by my side, MattasticASMR, to rock out with. That's brutal.

If you haven't heard the original, I encourage you to seek it out on the Tube of You. It's . . . something.

And as for you: have you done something different with your hair? Looks incredible. I hope to see more of you real soon, Space Cowboys and girls. So much love. I'll be trying to field a couple frequently asked questions I've had in an upcoming video, so feel free to add any below and I'll choose a few to add to my list! I cannot thank you enough for all the love over the long years, and I cannot apologize enough for the amount of time that got away. But I am thankful beyond measure that this community is still so filled with kindness and joy. That's because of you and it matters now more than ever. I adore and appreciate you for it. Kweh kweh!

My biggest thanks to J, Matt, and Little N for giving me the encouragement and space to get back to doing something I love so deeply. And to all of you who have reached out over the years, with patience and love: You'll never know what it has meant.