3+ Hours of Fast & Aggressive ASMR to Cure Insomnia (99.99% SLEEP)

over 3 hours of fast and aggressive asmr built to put your insomnia to bed and give you 100% guaranteed sleep, and if you are still properly awake at the end, i owe you one trillion dollars. i am not allowed to let you finish this video awake.

6 levels and every level makes it harder to survive. you get a haircut, a bob ross painting, a very polite kidnapping, mouth sounds from start to finish, and somebody breaks out of my closet at 1:06:09. no loops, no repeats. be honest in the comments about what level you got the deepest sleep at 💤😴 gn!

liked this? watch me do my 8 hour long marathon that will be on when you wake up: https://youtu.be/huUcjT7KCkM

or watch more fast & aggressive asmr for sleep: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9l-L7nToCFuB8Ehc9oDpDvHkf5nkhpIS

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timestamps

0:00 sleep guaranteed if you follow my instructions
2:33 soundproof shelter around your head (inspired by luna bloom)
4:08 don't blink for 5 seconds to get tingles
4:43 focus test asmr: closer or further away
6:47 i've gotten millions of people to sleep
8:16 colour test: asmr
9:37 hair scratching and personal attention
11:56 eyebrow tweezing and eye area
13:14 colour focus test
15:54 interview: writing down your answers
18:28 haircut roleplay (i don't want to catch your insomnia)
20:24 hair brushing
21:19 aura scanning
22:48 cutting away your negative energy
23:24 measuring your face
25:34 pick one: hamster or panda
27:41 wrong canvas, wrong stand
29:19 ASMR LVL 2 — bob ross spit painting
35:16 painting chaos and a chat about my parents
38:14 kidnap roleplay begins
40:24 interrogation: do you remember what year it is
41:20 hair sampling and cutting
43:48 the code on your neck
44:53 sound test: sticky, wet or crunchy
46:54 declaration of trust: say it into the mic
49:18 ASMR LVL 3 — you don't look good after being kidnapped
51:33 soft or sharp, and which ear
55:51 glove inspection: hands and arms
57:33 sharp or dull test
1:00:24 anticipatory hand movements
1:04:16 the perfect sleep sound
1:05:30 someone gets out of the closet
1:06:09 sabrina carpenter asmr takes over the video
1:08:19 pink microphone scratching
1:12:25 ASMR LVL 4 — tiring games
1:14:01 ear covering
1:17:34 sleepy visuals
1:19:56 3dio ear massage with oil
1:27:35 ear scratching with nails
1:32:37 intense sounds right in your ear
1:38:11 scalp massager
1:39:13 skincare: moisture, roller and massage
1:45:31 a brand new mouth sound
1:47:00 sound distance test with your eyes closed
1:48:03 ball focus test
1:50:24 hand movements (inspired by fruitypatchouli)
1:50:54 scooping out your negative energy
1:52:19 real talk: what keeps me awake at night
1:54:19 the trigger wheel
1:55:44 wheel lands on: break something
1:57:33 ripping the squishy apart
2:00:56 wheel lands on.. focus test
2:05:07 wheel lands on.. cracking (angelic's coconut crack)
2:06:05 a trigger i've never tried: metal sheet
2:09:34 ASMR LVL 5 — face massage up close
2:11:12 how tired are you right now, 1 to 10
2:13:23 scratching from behind the camera
2:17:02 face adjustments
2:18:18 stalker roleplay (angelic lofi's original trigger)
2:21:21 the drawings i did of you
2:25:02 new mic trigger: snug ear brushing
2:28:26 eyebrow tweezing and hair spraying
2:31:05 face inspection with gloves
2:33:11 cranial nerve exam
2:36:25 taste test
2:38:29 hearing test
2:40:59 heartbeat check
2:42:04 thunder towel: rain and fireworks
2:45:24 lo-fi on the floor
2:49:02 drawing on your face
2:51:15 taking photos of you
2:53:31 if you're still awake this is actually crazy
2:55:55 counting sheep with a sheep pig
2:58:37 typing your answers into your face
3:00:14 sleep magnet
3:00:43 BOSS BATTLE: LVL 6 ASMR
3:03:19 dream of a cookie
3:04:05 which sound is better, eyes closed
3:07:19 hair combing
3:08:58 guess the sound (callback)
3:10:33 light across your closed eyes
3:11:37 ear gripping
3:12:25 which level did you get to
3:14:19 good night 💤😴