The Only Person You Can Possibly Ever Be Better Than

I’ll give you a hint, it’s not: Batman, Jesus, Satan, Corvus, Kevin, Margaret or any other fictional character, your mom/dad/siblings/kids or anyone else in your family, any Nobel Prize Laureate, any celebrity, any political or religious leader, any humanitarian, any teacher/scientist/lawyer or other professional, any writer/drummer/painter or other artist, any athlete, any YouTuber (including yours truly), any criminal, anyone who has ever existed throughout the history of the entire human race, nor anyone else alive today.