Fast & Aggressive ASMR w/ A $10,000 Microphone (Mouth Sounds, Scratching, Tapping)

asmr jade: https://www.youtube.com/@ASMRJADE
dido asmr: https://www.youtube.com/@DidoASMR

fast & aggressive asmr on a $10,000 microphone (a neumann ku100), for the first time ever on youtube... my first ever in-person collab, with jade & dido letting me loose on their very expensive mic (his name's tim). i did not break into their house, they gave me full permission to go chaos mode. they're gonna regret that...

basically, it's half an hour of layered, adhd-coded fast & aggressive asmr from 3 people around your head at once - i teach jade & dido how it's done, then they each get their own solo round & i judge who did it better. i'm a harsh judge, but i never actually pick a winner... so that's on you. comment jade or dido.

we violated tim with tonnes of fast triggers: mic scratching, mouth sounds, orbee balls, fast tapping, ear brushing, latex gloves, light triggers, a focus test, long nail tapping & scratching, a mouth sounds competition, foam ear rubbing, hair rollers & jade & dido's own fast & aggressive rounds.

they made me do slow ASMR on their channel too, COMING SOON

wear headphones 🎧, the most expensive tingles you'll ever get for free.

more fast & aggressive asmr: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9l-L7nToCFv8xQzhrII83sTCL57wR4Ei

connect with me:
💌 email me for custom videos — [email protected] (asmr only)
🌌 patreon — https://www.patreon.com/c/ivanaslounge
📹 lofi channel — https://youtube.com/@IvysASMRlofi
📺 twitch — https://twitch.tv/ivysasmr
💿 tiktok — https://www.tiktok.com/@ivys.asmrr
🪽 discord — https://discord.gg/9NKCaAVF6h

timestamps:

0:00 fast & aggressive asmr on a $10,000 microphone (this is gonna be tingly)
1:40 mic scratching & mouth sounds
2:56 jade & dido takeover
4:00 orbee balls
4:24 fast tapping & face brushing
5:30 ear brushing
6:20 layered sounds
6:46 latex glove & light triggers
7:37 ear brushing
8:20 latex glove ear gripping
10:50 hand movements & face tapping
12:30 focus test (ignore jade)
13:38 ear scratching
14:00 brushing
14:20 anticipatory brushing
15:00 long nail tapping & scratching
18:40 mouth sounds competition
20:40 camera tapping & $10,000 face scratch
21:30 ear rubbing
23:00 foam ear rubbing & scratching
24:43 hair roller sounds
25:40 jade does fast & aggressive asmr
28:40 dido does fast & aggressive asmr (& a magic trick)
31:42 outro