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Welcome to the most questionable medical practice on the internet! Today, I’ll be conducting a very professional Cranial Nerve Examination to test your senses, vision and mental stability 🩺✨
Please don’t mind the lack of hygiene, Botox diagnostic criteria, or any accidental laxatives. You are in completely safe hands, so relax and lean back!
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Timestamps:
00:00 — Greeting + Psychological damage
02:52 — Flirting with nostrils
04:19 — Hygiene is a myth (Loud weeping in the bathroom) 🧼😭
06:40 — Assessing hair choices 💇♂️
08:30 — Aggressive tablet shaking
12:40 — Gaslighting color test 📱
15:05 — Forced Chanel No. 5 assault
18:55 — Revoking driver's license + Plot twist
21:30 — shameless self-promotion 😉
📌 DISCLAIMER:
This video is strictly for ASMR, relaxation, and comedic entertainment purposes only. I am not a real doctor (clearly), and this should not replace actual medical advice. Please do not let anyone season your medical swabs on the floor.
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