Fly With Me to the Beach and Vegas - Not Quite ASMR

This summer I had a mid-life crisis and I'm OK with that. I crossed several "firsts" off on my bucket list:

1. Flying for the first time. (on 9/11. As a native New Yorker that was there on 9/11, you'd think I'd pick a less traumatic day. ummmm no. Me not smart sometimes.)
2. Drove a rental car.
3. Saw the Pacific Ocean (left my time zone)
4. Drove to Canon Beach in Seaside, Oregon.
5. Drove to Washington State (Long Beach, and holy heck, you guys are rednecks!)
6. Watched the sun set over the Pacific Ocean.
7. Smoked marijuana (it's legal in Oregon, whew, and we don't drug test at work ;))
8. Someone recognized me in the TSA line at the Portland Airport. HI MARTIN!!!! Irmagerd, I'm sorry I'm such a bumbling, awkward idiot, but if you read this, please know I was just soo ridiculously excited and tickled! I'm really, really awkward, I hope I didn't say anything stupid. No one has ever recognized me outside of my local community and I have no idea how to behave.
9. Went to Vegas and lost money!

So that was my journey! Not really ASMR-ish, but, I dunno. Here's how my mid-life crisis went. I'd say it was a success.