ASMR Cow Spaceship Exit Exam | Alien Tools | ASMR Sitcom 🚫🐄

Hellloooo NOT COWSS! It's been a while, huh? I'm so very excited to roll out OFFICIAL NOT COW MERCHHH ✨ Worked together with Inviz to create some really neat designs at a low cost so all of you can let those aliens know you are not a cow, and in fact, a human. So do not abduct 👍

I tried to make this one seem more like a weird 70's sitcom episode. If the aliens felt awkward and inhuman, well then I've succeeded!

0:00 Aliens are confused (again)
2:11 It's Broodmother/Trillian! (audience applause)
5:30 Broodmother clears up the misunderstanding (not really)
7:58 Blorpkon Exit Rite?
8:55 Famous delicacy (eat it or you will disappoint them)
11:20 Searching for the human brain (up close )
13:17 washing your top fur with flibbernox slime
18:01 examining your face (part of brain?)
18:55 Face washing w/ Snarblax
22:28 Xylplik for decontamination/ cleansing?
25:48 Checking your ears for zorblats (ear cleaning)
30:05 Soothing your orbitals
32:40 The drinking of Blorpkon slime
34:15 Trillian looks over their work

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