ASMR for Kids Who Hate Going to Church

Hey kids & teens! It's Father Rift! And welcome to Club Rift, the Southeastern Pennsylvania atheist chapter that welcomes all godless animals! This relaxing, sleepy, tingly session is dedicated to all the youth out there who, as the title strongly suggests, do not like attending church every Sunday! So sit back, relax and let the padre help save your impressionable young minds from the dark side!

00:00:00 Introductions
00:05:44 Club beverage & snacks
00:09:30 The Atheism Meter 3000
00:17:15 Questionnaire
00:27:55 Reading from the Book of Rift
00:43:50 Sounds of the Book of Rift
00:47:04 Tweezers
00:50:50 Microphone brushing
00:53:36 The Big Blue Ball of ASMR
00:57:13 Final words; Bottle cap sounds with fade-out

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What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.

ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.

ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.

Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.