Academic Advisor ASMR Comedy

You just finished your first and last semester at Westminster University (a prestigious, fictional university that is not based on the real Westminster University in Utah [I only discovered there was a real Westminster University after I had already filmed this]). The harsh realities of student loans hit you like hemorrhoid and you decided to transfer to somewhere more affordable.
Welcome to Western Mississippi State Technical College! Yes, Westminster had a superior education, castles, a 5 star dining hall, whatever, but you'll never find a better academic advisor than Kris at WMSTC.

ASMR, comedy, skit, improv, sketch comedy, character comedy, soft spoken, typing, personal attention, college advisor, rambling, roleplay, etc