ASMR | UNPREDICTABLE ASSORTMENT
Bruh !!! I was sitting down next to a bench minding my own business, when suddenly a spider appeared
And I saw the spider see me see it
Unfortunately, my Neanderthal like thoughts took over and I try to smash the spider
Despite her notice what was about to happen, and quickly escaped on the under edge of the bench
I quickly followed along to see where the spider had ran to easily finding a spot in which it was hidden
realizing that I knew exactly where they were and that I was going to continue with my UNGABOONGA activities
The spider quickly got back up to the top of the bench and started to run at me and zigzag pattern, then proceeded to jump on my leg, do a little dance, and scared the crap out of me
So, as any normal person would I try to karate chop it off of my leg and instantly missed
The entirety of my strength went towards a wooden pole …..
Moral of the story
Leave cute little spider alone :)

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