ASMR cryptic whispers & hand sounds

Look, I like the word "inaudible"... but you are so-very-quick to compare me to a illiterate troglodyte when I use that (fun and ASMR historic) word. Trust me, I want to use the term, "unintelligible" instead... but y'all already got me feeling insecure. I'm not about to label myself that way either, "hey guys welcome to my unintelligible, very dumb, spaghetti-brained asmr video, remebertolikensubscribe". So... at least for now I'm calling it, "cryptic whispers". If you don't like it, email my manager - [email protected]... wait crap, that's still me. Even if he only exists in the internet world.