Layered together 4 asmr triggers; visual tapping, mic brushing, inaudible {unintelligible?~ better suited, but I don't like it (You callin me stoopid or somth?)} whispers in a new style & some mouth sounds (but not the cringey ones, i'm talking the good-good: sk,tk,shhh,sleep,relax... etc)
I must formally apologise, for my incompetent and unreliable staff of editors and directors. Even though I pay them plentifully in saltines, they yet again failed to tell me that my microphones were swapped during the brushing scene. I know... I too was embarrassed when this was brought to my attention, formally they have all been let go. On a separate note I am looking for new staff. If you like peanut butter and honey on toast please email me with your resume and a picture of your pet hamster, [email protected]