NOTE #1: No, this is not based on my new job. I came up with this while standing in line at Aldi this evening with my tin of popcorn and cheddar snacks.
NOTE #2: I eat lots of popcorn in this video, so if that bothers you...cover your ears and run now.
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Hey, girl! Welcome aboard! Let's sit down and have a lunchtime chat. I'll enjoy my new popcorn and cheddar cracker diet while you eat some depressing tuna. We're going to be great friends!