STUPID ASMR PROPS (speedrun) (no talking)

might rebrand as a grumpy spoiled brat

IM BACK & HAPPIER THAN EVER

(creating asmr always does that & things only go bad when I stop lmao)

hey google how do you turn off the blurry portrait setting on sony zv 1 hey google i look like a glazed donut help google hey google sony zv 1 video settings hey google how do you operate a camera using fake nails hey google HEY GOOGLE ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME sony zv 1 fake nails stupid stick ons hey google define useless

timestamps you’re so welcome

00:00 rats in the roof
00:15 mic not on slay
01:05 vintage metal pocket mirror & comb
01:22 textured 3D phone case double it & give it to the next person
01:31 wooden ice cream (MMM SO GOOD!)
01:40 squishy foam cake
02:00 fidget toys i hate
02:17 i hate this one the most
02:31 ah pretty fidget spinner
02:40 fidget block cube thingy that arrived broken
02:50 hulk smash so nostalgic
03:08 stupid slime i hate slime i despise it
03:28 tiny canvas & easel so cute
03:41 911 hello? yea help.
03:36 wooden burger.
04:06 airplane open wide nyoommm
04:12 wooden soup teaser so edgy
04:32 chewing gum & failure
04:43 stupid inspirational cards that make me feel better it’s giving false hope
04:50 how'd you get this number mad weird bro.
05:02 girl dinner witch tarot reiki tings
05:45 beeswax candlestick i made myself look
05:50 stupid overpriced long matches WORTHLESS
06:00 a very expensive hourglass (why zel why)
06:17 JUMPSCARE mannequin heads with fake hair so scary oooo
06:39 i am Kenough :) barbie toy camera
06:49 random used fox notepad i found (shoutout edafoxx)
07:08 incense for my chakras or whatever
07:24 iphone that has seen more than you have in this cursed life.
07:53 scented squishies aka. fast & cheap serotonin
08:02 beeswax wrap so old it’s giving ancient its giving overplayed its giving mainstream its giving mid
08:08 WHATEVER THIS IS I AM IN LOVE YES
08:34 fidget thing that invokes unstable volatile rage
08:46 hairplay & body triggers & fabric sounds & camera tapping & hand sounds & mic triggers & bye

lemme know which of these triggers & props you'd like in future vidz

im doing my usual 3 vids a week (mon, wed, fri)

k bye

wait hold on come back pls

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