ASMR - Giving Myself a Full Body Massage - the SILLIEST, Most Chaotic POV Role Play to Relax & Amuse

After the loss of my dear turtle, I arrive to the massage clinic to find the therapist has left the building! I shall do what I do best....

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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
1:55 checking in
4:37 preparing the space
7:20 putting on gloves
8:00 hair raking
9:25 scalp massage
13:30 jade roller
14:40 gua sha
16:40 skull tapping
20:28 arm massage
22:00 chest tapping
23:40 leg massage
24:45 abdominal massage
26:04 lower body massage
28:30 massage table massage
31:35 massage tool massage
32:34 feet
33:45 outro

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