[ASMR] The Wind in the Willows: chapter 1: The River Bank

In which a passive-aggressive mole overeats and nearly kills everybody.

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Why am I talking like this? What madness be am here?

ASMR is a form of relaxation / entertainment; often known as 'tingles'. Common triggers include whispering and soft-spoken voices, personal attention and delicate sounds.

It's neither insanity or perversion. Read more about ASMR here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response