ASMR But I Ruin Your Dinner

$21.99 for a salmon salad is astronomical, idiot.

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00:00 Salmon Salad (yapping, plastic beads)
5:28 Utensil Inspection (wood tapping, scratching)
7:26 Shameless Self-Promo
7:35 Utensil Inspection Continued (wood tapping, scratching)
9:53 Wooden Spoon (no-talking tapping, scratching)
10:25 Mayor of Yap City (yapping, snake chain)
11:50 WAIT—the lady who wouldn’t get out of the shopping cart?!
12:52 An Ice Cream Peace Treaty (yapping, eating/mouth sounds)
14:54 A CHOKING HAZARD?!

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｡ﾟ•┈꒰ა References ໒꒱┈• ｡ﾟ
Freepik. (n.d.). Police lineup mugshot retro background with light old wall. Freepik. https://www.freepik.com/free-photos-v...

Bonilla, R. (2019). Turned on pendant lamps. Unsplash. https://unsplash.com/photos/turned-on-pendant-lamps-YgMQwcnIXQE

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