ASMR YOUR ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME

I asked for your assumptions about me on my instagram and here are the answers. Also, in the second half I start making some sounds while whispering (hand sounds and random items). :)
ASSUMPTIONS:
You were a super tomboy.
Why the name fastASMR? Because you are fast in movement, tapping and talking?
I always assume you’re American but I know you’re not. Where were you born?
You worked as an elementary school teacher and that was why you wouldn’t show your face.
You have dogs.
You are 25.
Your name is Sarah.
You speak another language besides English, German and Spanish.
You can’t actually speak German.
You’re taller than your husband.
You want to learn a new language.
You played a lot of sports when you were younger.
You are a great mother.
You do YouTube for a job and you play an instrument.
You’re 99% American.
You can do a backflip.
You tend to cry frequently during a movie.
You don’t like white chocolate.
You are actually very shy in person.
You work at kindergarten.
You are a college graduate.
You get ASMR.
You are more of a barefoot person than a sock person.
You are pregnant.
You are married to a fella in the military.
You’re a cat person.
You enjoy speaking English and Spanish more than your native language.
You strive to be the cool mom when your kid/kids are teenagers.
You like tacos de carne asada and salsa verde.
You like Wiener Schnitzel.
You jog in the early morning once a week for 20 minutes and think: “Wow, I’m so healthy!“
You’re secretly an alien doing cognitive studies on the human race via ASMR.
You prefer to go out during the day rather than at night.
You are really smart.
You are 22 and live in Berlin.
You’re a single mom.
You drive a Volkswagen since you live in Germany.
You’re good at fußball.
You studied literature in college.
You like America more than Germany. English is your favorite language.
You used to have depression as a kid and ASMR helped you to be happier.
You’re a very tidy person.
Your favorite breakfast food is pancakes.
You put your kid to sleep hella fast.
You’re a Packers and Bayern Munich fan.
Your closet is all organized and you match the hangers with the clothes.
You were in STEM in university.
You are a cool mom and you eat healthy.
You don’t do role plays anymore.
You like the color blue.
You’re a vegetarian.
You studied abroad in the US.
You love apple pies and know how to ride horses.
You get told you look like a kid at least 3 times a day.
You were popular in middle school but not in high school.
You don’t want people to think you dye your hair even though it is obvious.
You’ve tried different foods from around the world. Have you tried surströmming or durians.
You are really nice to everyone until someone gets your food order wrong.
You love Mexican food.
You eat your eggs sunny side up.
Your favorite fruit is a banana.
You like maths.
You are the youngest of 3 siblings.
You started showing your face because you got divorced.
You use ASMR on your kid.
You are in amazons shape, like you could run for miles.
Your favorite trigger is tracing.
You are easily annoyed.
You like hot candies and chili and your husband is Mexican.

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