ASMR | Paper Crinkling & Inaudible Whisper

This video features the Tyvek blend (I think) material/paper/fabric stuff in which my new laptop was swaddled. It makes a lovely, soft crinkly sound when handled. I'm going to crinkle it gently throughout the video while whispering inaudibly. Most of what I say is just gibberish/random words strung together and/or random sounds. You won't be able to understand everything I say, and yes, that is deliberate.