Boring Meeting ASMR with Dodgy Businessman in the 1980s (Parody)


Jimち ASMR
Published 7 years ago

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Hi, thanks for coming to the 𝓐𝓢𝓜𝓑𝓪𝓻. Would you like a complimentary ᴡᴀꜱᴀʙɪ ᴘᴇᴀ and a line of 𝒻𝒶𝓊𝓍𝒸𝒶𝒾𝓃𝑒?

Put your wizard moto rechargeable phone in its dock and get ready to make an aesthetic deal with this down-and-out banker. And wow, he's definitely a total banker.

This ASMR experience features a lot of soft-spoken talking with too many clichéd 80s expressions, all set in a quiet bar that has the din of other patrons in the background.

This was entirely improvised, so the jokes are BAD – but I hope you at least enjoy them a little... And it's all meant in good fun, so hopefully nobody takes offence!

【enjoy the tingles if there are any】

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80s asmr aesthetic asmr american accent asmr bar asmr business jargon Funny ASMR humour asmr improvised asmr relaxing asmr salesman asmr soft spoken 1980s asmr spoof asmr

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