Idiocracy Doctor is taking care of you

My dear fans,

Here is an Idiocracy inspired role-play. Rude, satirical triggers. Colorful language. Be aware.

It's the year 2505.
A pandemic is ravaging mankind. Or something...
An experienced doctor is here to take good care of you (wait! for real medicine, address a computer - if it's not broken, because in the future, nobody is able to fix anything, let alone computers so the computers are fixing themselves when they don't take a piss and play games with each other in the network.
An experienced alternative medicine doctor is here to help you, while doing her make-up, tapping on pots and generally throwing around words and opinions that make little sense. But hey! Don't be a fag. Be a smart-ass and drink Brawndo.
Kickass! Peace!