INSANE ASMR TAPPING (speedrun) (no talking)

i wasn't going to post anything online about this but i can't keep this secret anymore... you see it gets worse during winter... a constant reminder of where i come from... you see... i think im a descendant of the lizard people... my eczema & psoriasis are the only thing keeping me from ruling this planet... even my eyeballs can't stand this cold & wet weather they just burn... and burn... and burn... i hope this doesn't affect how you see me... i'm sorry

hey GOOGLE HELLO how do you turn off the blurry portrait setting on sony zv 1 hey google i look like a glazed donut help google hey google sony zv 1 video settings hey google how do you operate a camera using fake nails hey google HEY GOOGLE ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME sony zv 1 fake nails stupid stick ons hey google define useless

timestamps you’re so welcome

00:00 should i listen to music while filming? it would help keep the voices quiet… does the mic pick it up? slay
00:40 long nail tapping its giving plastic its giving consumerism
01:04 THERE'S AN IMPOSTER AMONG US
01:13 suspect identified. over.
01:27 confirmation. suspect has been found guilty.
01:32 overpriced long matches. the shame i feel is my burden to carry in this life.
01:51 YOU ALREADY KNOW (gingerbread man makeup bag what's his @?)
03:02 wooden hairbrush with NO HAIR ON IT (gatekeep gaslight girlboss always)
03:50 COLLAB with the rats in my the roof slay
04:09 wooden body brush girl dinner witch craft
04:10 mic check (slay) FOOL ME ONCE AND YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE MY WATCHFUL WRATH
05:09 choosing my next victim
05:16 a bright red box (purr)
05:29 here you can't see me but im thinking about everything i've done in my life leading up to this moment
05:55 time is an eternal prison until the very end.
06:46 stupid cake squishy you can't even hear it I HATE IT HERE
06:58 THESE RATS
07:10 i want to cut this squishy into thousands of stupid pieces i am the future of microplastics
07:49 dirty artsy ceramic cork coaster (slay)
08:56 WHOSE NEXT BECAUSE I PROMISE THE LAST THING I AM IS SCARED OF YOU
09:07 who would have thought that heaven sounds like a used fox notepad i found at my parents house
09:18 i promise you zel nobody cares
09:23 back to the sound that tethers me to reality
09:38 THE GOVERNMENT DRONES ARE HERE
10:28 im on to them i swear they can't keep getting away with this
10:31 wooden pretend play knife (don't demonetise me please youtube gods i beg you its from a cut & play set its a prop PLEASE LISTEN TO ME I SWEAR NO WAIT JUST LISTEN PLEASE)
11:03 IS ANYONE GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?
11:06 i dont have time to explain but CALL HIM MR BEAST, WATCH BURGER! (wooden burger.)
11:44 i can't take this anymore. you win this time, "birds".
11:49 tbh maybe failure suits me. goodbye cruel world. i know you all hate me

if you're wondering what this channel is... what form of digital hive minded intellectually numbing entertainment i have to offer you, my fellow technological slave, what visuals and sounds i have concocted from nothing but the power of my rage, my mind and my life, what distraction i can offer you for a brief reprieve from what you've done with your life, the things you cannot run from no matter how hard you try, the things that keep you up at night... the things that rip your eyes open, begging for attention, demanding, nay, TAKING pain and suffering as the tax for your actions and your inactions... i want you to think BIG think no talking, think whispering, hand sounds, personal attention, random triggers, long nails, tapping, scratching, layered sounds, mouth sounds, makeup lipgloss, wooden props, skincare treatments, tools... think ASMR... the soft light at the beginning and at the end of the long night... the gentle sounds and rhythms that will cleanse this planet of its sins... this particular video? idk watch and see

timestamps are for try hards enslaved by the algorithm & greed

k bye

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