ASMR Your Assumptions About Me


sammy jammy ASMR
Published 3 years ago

TIMESTAMPS: (i asked everyone to star the FAQs, interesting ones, relatable ones, etc.. so that's what the ***s are for!!)

00:00 - introduction

INSTAGRAM
00:45 - you get along well with your family
1:00 - you date a lot of guys***
1:08 - um
1:17 - you dance well
1:28 - you do ASMR
1:38 - you’re a tomboy and like basketball
1:55 - you’re 5’2”
2:16 - you’ve broken a bone
2:36 - you’re a good student
2:46 - you have many friends but few close ones
3:30 - you’re really shy
3:57 - you have a lot of friends / are popular***
4:17 - you’re good at sports
4:26 - you seem older than your age
4:55 - you’re kind
5:24 - you’re innocent
5:31 - your little bro is annoying
5:55 - i hate u
6:04 - you’re responsible for your age

YOUTUBE COMMENTS
6:23 - people judge you for ASMR***
6:59 - you’re that friend in class that clowns on anything a teacher says
7:42 - ???
7:52 - you support BLM and Biden***
8:03 - you’re bi / lesbian***
8:36 - you like to sing (not in front of others), you’re sensitive
9:27 - you don’t like doing ASMR***
9:57 - you’re a cat person
10:02 - you play video games
10:18 - you like drama / you’re a theater kid***
10:38 - you have a secret wild / bad side***
10:53 - mia 🙄🙄
11:34 - you’re a horse girl***
12:03 - you have small friend group
12:08 - you like tacos
12:18 - you play video games, you have good grades, you want to be a doctor
12:35 - you don’t always LOL in videos when you want to
13:41 - you can do math
14:12 - you’ve never done alcohol / drugs***
14:30 - HORSE GIRL AGAIN WTF
14:52 - you’re like the rude modeling agent irl
15:21 - you watch KUWTK
15:30 - you like being outdoors
15:44 - you read books
16:18 - you’re in 5th grade, you’re tall
16:52 - you love doing the rude modeling agent videos
17:22 - you’re not allowed to have a boyfriend but you secretly like someone***
17:37 - your non close friends don’t know that you do ASMR
18:15 - (not rly an assumption) you seem like a cool person to hang w/
18:21 - you’re shy in person
18:30 - you started ASMR very soon after you discovered it
19:38 - you’re good at drawing
19:53 - you can be friends with anyone, you have many interests
20:27 - you hide your channel bc you don’t want judgement
21:11 - you’re chill, have sense of humor, listen to twenty one pilots / sublime
21:41 - you check up on people but wish people would check up on you too***
22:13 - you’re the mom friend
22:39 - people don’t stop asking your age***
22:50 - you’ll happily give anyone a pencil in class
23:13 - you’re quiet and keep to yourself
23:44 - you have a habit of tapping on random stuff bc of ASMR
24:13 - you don’t judge others
24:53 - you have a younger brother
25:10 - you’re creative and smart
26:23 - you’re way too nice to everyone
26:36 - you sing Jackson 5 songs in the shower
26:58 - you wonder when ST4 is coming out

27:15 - outro


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Microphone used: Blue Yeti
Recorded on my iPhone 8 LOL
(Lightning to USB adapter)
editor: Final Cut Pro :))

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