(You) the sea slug with a weirdly shaped pinhead with long blonde hair sees the human diver once again. You can’t believe she is here again but oh how happy you are! because last weekend while you were at Conchella you fell asleep in an undesirable location because you drank too much seaweed beer. When you woke up your head was itchy and you couldn’t believe your sea slug eyes when you discovered you got SEA LICE! Thankfully the diver has the right equipment to help you de rid your self of those nasty bugs! You still won’t tell the diver you actually don’t grow any hair and what you have on is a wig some girl in Miami lost while she was twerking on a yacht. Luckily the diver is nice and doesn't say anything about it!
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