ASMR | Sharpening Pencils + Inaudible Whispering

NOTE: Anyone who complains that they can't understand what I'm saying will be cursed with only being able to find Number 3 pencils the rest of their lives. And GOOD LUCK with that come test time. Even if you've been out of school for years. Doesn't matter. You will disappoint all of your teachers. ALL OF THEM.

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This video features two simple things: Pencil sharpening and inaudible/unintelligible whispering. What I mean by that is that you won't be able to understand what I'm saying. Don't focus too hard on it. It was all gibberish. I started feeling like the Swedish chef from The Muppet Show about halfway through and just went with it. :)