Anybody remember the "Weekly World News"? I used to use part of my allowance to buy a copy at the grocery store every Saturday back in the mid-80s. I haven't seen a copy of this "magazine" in about 25 years, and apparently they stopped printing them some time around 2007.
I found a copy on eBay to share some of their silly stories with you. I hope you enjoy it. Please don't get bent out of shape over any of the stories. It's all in good fun.