ASMR Reading Kafka and Borges Until You *Become* the Metaphor
Look — if you're still listening to basic bedtime stories, that’s between you and your unseasoned subconscious. But over here? We do things differently. We're whispering about turning into a cockroach, vanishing into infinity, and peeling your identity off the wall like it's 1892 and nobody believes in women’s sanity.
Our lineup includes:
📚 Borges — said ‘what if fiction had fiction?’ and never looked back
🪳 Kafka — because alienation, shame, and family drama deserve their own exoskeleton
🟨 Gilman — turned a “rest cure” into a literary reckoning
These stories? They’re cult classics. Required reading for anyone with a brain and a bit of an edge. You don’t just fall asleep to these — you ascend. You wake up cooler. You understand metaphors now. You might even become one.
And yes, the voice is silky. Hypnotic. Unreasonably good. I won’t say I’m the best in the game… but I also won’t stop you from thinking it.
So hit play. Dissociate with taste. If you spiral, make it literary. And if you find yourself staring at your ceiling, questioning capitalism and your limbs? Totally normal. Kafka’d again.
00:00 intro
1:30 jorge luis borges
9:38 franz kafka
16:24 charlotte perkins gilman
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