Kindnapped on Christmas! ASMR

Santa Claus has whisked you away from an ordinary life in a mediocre world with plans to deliver you to a far better place where you'll live your the rest of your life in eternal bliss. But before you embark on that final sleigh ride, he offers some of that good ol' northern hospitality, and even gives you some special Christmas presents of his own!

00:00:00 Merry F******* Christmas!
00:01:16 Santa, is that really you?
00:03:04 Nothing to Worry About
00:04:17 Sorry About That
00:05:42 Tea for the Parched
00:07:20 Santa's Special Gruel
00:11:36 How & Why You Were Chosen
00:22:57 No Need for Summoning
00:24:30 For Posterity & Quality Control
00:26:51 Quick Health Checkup
00:29:39 In Santa We Trust
00:30:20 One More Bite
00:31:36 Monitoring the Police Scanner
00:33:15 A Gift for an Adventurer
00:38:35 A Gift To Shake Things Up
00:43:29 A Gift Not Worth Giving
00:46:13 A Puzzling Gift
00:52:49 A Gift Only a Dad Would Like
01:00:25 A Gift To Be Opened Later
01:06:00 This Gift Won't Stress You Out
01:07:04 A Gift for a Disturbed Friend
01:14:53 Rest Before the Sleigh Ride Ahead

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