NOTE: This video looks foggy. No, the lens wasn't dirty. I have no idea why it came out this way. I'm warning you in advance so the fogginess won't frighten you or cause bad dreams.
This video shows some of the neat back-to-school stuff in Target this year! Sorry about the background noise. I have no control over what other customers and their spawn decide to do in my general vicinity.
No, no one was paying attention to me. No, they didn't hear anything I said. No, I don't need a job there. No, I don't have OCD.
I think that just about covers it.