"Reprieved" - Relax with Death ASMR


Ephemeral Rift
Published 6 years ago

Partly inspired by one particular viewer's suggestion, it seems that you have met your untimely demise (which begs the question: when is one's demise every timely to begin with?) due to a tragic (or happy, depending upon one's perspective) accident that occurred at a well known state of the art facility located in the northeast region of the post-apocalyptic United States. Of course, any loss of human life behooves a visit from one of the many Deaths that work the metaphysical highways escorting their clients from the physical world to any of the various ethereal planes of existence. But don't worry, not only does this particular Death have good news in store for you, he also has some of your favorites to boot!

This particular Death works for Death Incorporated, one of the many celestial companies (Grim Reaper LLC being another) in charge of the transitory process that involves escorting expired carbon-based life forms from their corporeal existence to their final waking destination somewhere in the afterlife, be it Nibiru, Burotu, Happy hunting ground, Mictlan, Asgard, Rainbow Bridge, Pialral, Heaven, Purgatory, Underworld, etc., etc., etc., ad nauseam.

To become a Death is no different than becoming a supervisor or manager at any company. One must work their way up the ladder to achieve the rank of Death. To get hired, one simply makes an inquiry with a visiting Death, who can check with their respective company for which they work to see if there are any entry level job openings (maintenance, secretarial, clerical, etc.). Please note that one's corporeal resume has no relevance whatsoever in the afterlife. It's a brand new start, after all.

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What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.

ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.

ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.

Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

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