*ASMR* Reading Egghead by Bo Burnham (Whisper)

Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts
No ifs and’s, and/or buts. I fuck sluts
I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking
They'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking
Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!
I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed
So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking
Suck it slut, slut fucking bucket-list
Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond
They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash
But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart
These sluts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart
They can talk about science, music, or art
They can put you together or they can pull you apart
But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware
Of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there