"Dammit Jim, I'm a snake oil salesman, not a doctor!" Hello everyone! This ASMR video features A LOT: Ear Cleaning, Eye Examinations, Ear Examination, Scalp Massages, Ear Brushing, Ear Covering, Tooth Brushing, Fizzing, Ear to Ear Whispering and Soft Speaking, Tuning Fork, Close Up Personal Attention, Latex Gloves, Ear Massage, Follow the Light, Pointer Action, Writing Sounds, Spray Sounds, Compressed Air Spray, a couple injections, and a whole lot of Woo. This role play was cursed: I filmed it three times cause I wasn't happy with the mood of the videos. The first two takes felt too...mean spirited I guess, I tried a new voice that felt a little patronizing, so I did this one without incorporating the entirety of the snake oil salesman persona, and put a more modern application in it. I was inspired to do this by a couple things: beauty commercials that make absurd claims by people in front of amazing ring lights wearing false eyelashes, the time I went to a fair and a psychic tried to convince me I was psychic (by trying to get me to pay her and her daughter a whole lot of money to show me how psychic I was), but mostly I just wanted to do a whole bunch of ASMR stuff to your face but I couldn't think of legitimate reasons for them :P. I hope the role play translates into some silliness that tingles you into oblivion. Happy Viewing!
PS. "Never trust a big butt and a smile..."
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