ASMR Jean shorts scratching

In the time it took to upload this, I could have run two marathons...if my knees hadn't given up the ghost a year ago. I could have walked one, had a fish supper, watched a couple of episodes of Sherlock and crocheted a couple of bras. Now running on dial-up speed and not wanting this to take longer than a day to arrive on your screen, I had to chop out 15 minutes and give you half of what I had hoped for but half is an awful lot better then quite a lot of not very much at all and therefore, one must embrace the glass half full wotnottery and be grateful for anything and not commiserate at all the bits that I chose to 'chop out,' because who knows...they may well have been the best bits...but I'll leave you to ponder on that as I sit and wait for it to begin processing...upload time, 12 hours...processing time, tick tock. If you watched far enough, you will have witnessed some ripping of tights.

I have a lot of jean shorts that have been adorned with buttons and all manner of shiny scratchy things and so once the BT engineer has visited and repaired our overhead line, I might share them with you...or not.

Do feel free to tickle the little like button if you enjoyed this. I cannot promise when your next upload will be but it is likely to be short until the problem has been rectified.

With love and thanks

Your Cupcake

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