The Hoes of ASMR

Ephemeral Rift
Published 4 years ago

Allow this avid collector of fine hoes help you relax, drift off to sleep and experience Hoe Tingles™©® as he gently scratches, caresses and taps each one of his hoes to get them to make the most pleasant sounds you ever heard come from a hoe:

00:00:00 Hoe cleaning & background story
00:09:58 Hoe #1
00:15:48 Hoe #2
00:26:20 Gloves for handling the hoes
00:29:25 Hoe #3
00:34:50 Hoe #4
00:36:20 Vote for your favorite hoe!
00:38:00 Hoe trigger word
00:40:10 Hoe-on-hoe action
00:46:55 Final thoughts and owning your own hoes

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What is ASMR?

ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.

ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.


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