Your Office Printer is an Obsessed, Unstable Yandere! (Jealous • Confession • Shy 'n Sweet to Crazy)

Name: Your Office Printer is an Obsessed, Unstable Yandere! (Jealous • Confession • Shy 'n Sweet to Crazy)
Uploaded: 2026-08-22T00:30:22+00:00
Duration: 15 min 53 s

Vanilla Velvet Audio

Published 2 weeks ago

At the office, you're used to being taken for granted, but someone has noticed how wonderful you are! Turns out you have a yandere secret admirer at work! All the personal sacrifices, the overtime, the effort you put in? She sees them. After being your coworker for so long, she's fallen in love with everything about you: your tireless work ethic, your industrious nature, and most of all the way you thoughtfully collate pages and remove staples...

Did I mention she's your faithful printer...?

(Wait, what?!)

F4A • CW: Loud! • Yandere Office Printer Speaker • Overworked Office Worker Listener • Yes, She's An Actual Printer • Praise For Good Work • Shy and Sweet to Crazy and Destructive • Jealous! • Obsessed • Rejection • Heartbreak • Friendzoning Your Printer • Explosion • Absurd • Comedy • Listener Death? Listener Reincarnation? Listener Left Standing Shellshocked in Large Smoking Crater? Up to You!

Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script by: VanceStubbs on reddit, with a couple lil adlibs by me!
SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; other SFX freesound.org under public domain/CC0 licenses

Anon Cinnamon Rolls: 17

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Your Office Printer is an Obsessed, Unstable Yandere! (Jealous • Confession • Shy 'n Sweet to Crazy)

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