Angelica

Dear Sleep Demons,

I mournfully welcome you to this swamp of ideas. Did the nefarious YouTube Algorithm drag you to my door? I'm sorry, but my creations aren't for the faint of heart. I lament the puppetry and falsity involved in successful influencers, whether or not they're true at heart, so instead I opt to swaddle myself within night's curtains. If the macabre, manic, controversial, creative, or existential aren't appealing to you, please, I beg of you, leave now. Don't stare into the void. Don't fall into temptation. Abandon me and this wretched place. I'm sorry, but this is not the upbeat, positive content you seek. What I specialize in is... dreadful...

However, if you like stories about menstruations incarnate, genocidal racoons, greedy nuns, supreme consciousness aliens, paedophagous Mrs. Claus, and Promethean dismemberment, then lounge comfortably upon your bed. It will soon bury your sorrows...

Sincerely and nevermore yours,

Angelica