pov: you lied on your resume so you don't understand anything I say (asmr)

You lied on your resume, got the job, and don't understand a lick of what I'm talking about. How embarrassing!!!
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In this video, I get on a zoom meeting with you to talk about the company that you just got hired at. Because you lied on your resume, everything I say comes out as gibberish to you :)
I got this idea because when I listen to asmr, I sometimes get distracted from sleeping or studying because of how interesting the asmrist is! This video can be played in the background so that you can focus on going to sleep or studying.