ASMR Request ~ Squeezing/Handling Wet Floral Foam Blocks (Whisper Intro)

NOTE: I apologize for any background howling you hear. Eevee didn't get enough cuddle time this evening and was voicing her concerns on the matter. Don't worry; she got more cuddles before I went to bed.

I'm not allowing comments on this particular video because my spidey senses are tingling, and they're telling me that allowing comments would just lead to a lot of arguments and pearl clutching. Possibly justified pearl clutching, but pearl clutching nonetheless. And lots of copy/paste from Google searches, no doubt.

Let me save you some trouble. Yes, floral foam contains hazardous stuff. You're absolutely right. In fact, I died while making this video. I'm dead right now. Maybe I should've just used four floral blocks because (1) my fingers & thumbs got tired about ten minutes in and I REALLY didn't feel like squishing anything else; and (2) then I would've died more slowly and could've maybe enjoyed my unfinished glass of Pepsi that I had sitting nearby. Oh well. Maybe in the next life I'll be smart enough not to handle floral foam.