Insane medical exam parody (guess the ASMRTISTs) 😅

DON'T READ THIS DESCRIPTION! COMMENT YOUR GUESSES AND THEIR TIME STAMPS FIRST! Don't care? Well, today, we lovingly offend @JojosASMR , @asmrzeitgeist , and @FredsVoice with some silly tribute parodies. Wanna see what THEY think? Go ahead and tattle on me to them after you're done giggling! And watch their videos, if you don't already. They're talented bros. Oh! And CHANNEL MEMBERS: CLICK HERE FOR A FULL, nearly HOUR long version of this video's make-up whispers: https://youtu.be/euT2PHRmEV0

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There, you’ll hear about the deaths that convinced me we’re doing it wrong; my dream to take modern medicine to those who can’t afford it; and ultimately the reason I left the American residency system.

***Jen Finelli is a world-traveling scifi author who's gone swimming with sharks, escaped being locked in a German nunnery, discovered murals and poetry in underground urban caves, explored jungles and coral deserts, and hung out with everyone from dead people and prostitutes to secret political influencers and Senators. She is coping with life as an MD by telling you stories, and when she grows up she’ll be a superhero.

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Jen is not your therapist. If you need your own therapist, please go to your primary care physician and ask them to refer you. Ask for someone skilled in CBT. Alternatively, there are therapists you can talk to online affordably (betterhelp.com/doctorjen) While Jen is a real doctor, she is not YOUR doctor; nothing she says is official medical advice, diagnosis, or disease treatment, because she has not physically examined or spoken with YOU. You have the power to fact-check. Her medical license is publicly searchable under the state of Virginia medical boards at 0101265916.

ATTRIBUTION: Deep Dive by Hisoul on FreeSounds, and Underwater Small River by Melarancida on FreeSounds.

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Water sounds in the middle by Melarancida on FreeSounds.