ASMR: I HATE my binural mic!!!!

this i my first time shooting with my binural mic. I found it very stressful. This is also my first time shooting with a real camera as opposed to the camera on my phone. You may notice that I have not yet learned how to focus it. Also, I didn't know that to start recording on my new zoom recorder I need to press record not once, but twice so for the first half of this video you may enjoy the camera audio. As always I whisper and produce top notch ASMR for all you weird fat babies.