Google translate does your heart exam - in binaural ASMR!

This #binaural heart exam is performed by a real physician who put her normal heart exam through Google translate. If this makes you chuckle or tingle, you should download all the funny DRM-free mp3s in this series! https://gumroad.com/petrepan?sort=price_desc#XAbiGb That's a mini-audiobook of ASMR comedy over 2.5 hours long! Enjoy soft spoken ASMR peppered with close whispering, slime, tapping, and other "natural" doctor's office triggers, all in parody. Then, get more ASMR, relaxation, and encouragement on my FREE weekly self-care list by joining the Secret Agents of ASMR: https://landing.mailerlite.com/webforms/landing/t7c1e8

If you listen to ASMR for mental health, save these depression resources:

-- Phone number for suicide helpline US: 1-800-273-8255
-- Crisis text line: Text HOME to 741741 in US; Text 686868 in Canada
-- International suicide numbers: https://www.opencounseling.com/suicide-hotlines
-- FIND THERAPY. If you don't have a good therapist, I affiliate with betterhelp, which you can use for online therapy at a 10 percent discount thru https://betterhelp.com/doctorjen
-- Victor Frankl’s logotherapy book helped me find meaning in my depression: https://www.amazon.com/Mans-Search-Meaning-Viktor-Frankl/dp/080701429X
-- This DBT Workbook by Mathhew McKay helped me survive strong suicidal emotions: https://m.alibris.com/search/books/isbn/9781572245136

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There, you’ll hear about the deaths that convinced me we’re doing it wrong; my dream to take modern medicine to those who can’t afford it; and ultimately the reason I left the American residency system.

***Jen Finelli is a world-traveling scifi author who's gone swimming with sharks, escaped being locked in a German nunnery, discovered murals and poetry in underground urban caves, explored jungles and coral deserts, and hung out with everyone from dead people and prostitutes to secret political influencers and Senators. She is coping with life as an MD by telling you stories, and when she grows up she’ll be a superhero.

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***I am not your therapist. If you need your own therapist, please go to your primary care physician and ask them to refer you. Ask for someone skilled in CBT/DBT. Alternatively, there are therapists you can talk to online affordably. (betterhelp.com/doctorjen) While I am a real doctor, I am not YOUR doctor; nothing I say here is official medical advice, diagnosis, or disease treatment, because I have not physically examined or spoken with YOU. You have the power to fact-check me. My medical license is publicly searchable under the state of Virginia medical boards at 0101265916.

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