Google Translate Does ASMR Positive Affirmations - Binaural!

Google translate does your positive affirmations! Silly binaural ASMR comedy with both soft spoken and whispered affirmations for sleep or tingles! Some up close mouth sounds, but all very natural. You can download all my comedy mp3s DRM-free here: https://gumroad.com/petrepan?sort=price_desc#XAbiGb That's a mini-audiobook of ASMR comedy over 2.5 hours long! When you're done, grab your weekly self care and relaxation secrets, on my list here (that's free): https://landing.mailerlite.com/webforms/landing/t7c1e8

All fun aside, some people use ASMR for mental health. If that's you, and you need real care, I can get you ten percent off online therapy at http://betterhelp.com/doctorjen (my affiliate link). But check if your local health department can get you something better, and please save these free resources:

-- Phone number for suicide helpline US: 1-800-273-8255
-- Crisis text line: Text HOME to 741741 in US; Text 686868 in Canada
-- International suicide numbers: https://www.opencounseling.com/suicide-hotlines
-- You can use the evidence-based self care handouts that I use for my own therapy or for patients; check the descriptions of my depression playlist I made you

I also use:
-- Victor Frankl’s logotherapy book helped me find meaning in my depression: https://www.amazon.com/Mans-Search-Meaning-Viktor-Frankl/dp/080701429X
-- This DBT Workbook by Matthew McKay helped me survive strong suicidal emotions: https://m.alibris.com/search/books/isbn/9781572245136

***To follow my tragic adventures as I demonstrate how the American medical training system is BUILT to create a shortage of doctors who care, please listen to my show on the Emergency Escape Podcast Network: https://emergencyexit.podbean.com/ Search the page for “Death & The Doctor”

There, you’ll hear about the deaths that convinced me we’re doing it wrong; my dream to take modern medicine to those who can’t afford it; and ultimately the reason I left the American residency system.

***Jen Finelli is a world-traveling scifi author who's gone swimming with sharks, escaped being locked in a German nunnery, discovered murals and poetry in underground urban caves, explored jungles and coral deserts, and hung out with everyone from dead people and prostitutes to secret political influencers and Senators. She is coping with life as an MD by telling you stories, and when she grows up she’ll be a superhero.

Science fiction: byjenfinelli.com
Upcoming film: mysweetaffair.com
Comics-character-who-kills-his-author: http://becominghero.ninja
Twitter: @petr3pan
Patreon: patreon.com/becominghero

***I am not your therapist. If you need your own therapist, please go to your primary care physician and ask them to refer you. Ask for someone skilled in CBT/DBT. Alternatively, there are therapists you can talk to online affordably. (betterhelp.com/doctorjen) While I am a real doctor, I am not YOUR doctor; nothing I say here is official medical advice, diagnosis, or disease treatment, because I have not physically examined or spoken with YOU. You have the power to fact-check me. My medical license is publicly searchable under the state of Virginia medical boards at 0101265916.

**Finally, my ASMR favorites playlist to help you fall asleep (listen on random; includes over 200 masters like TingTing, Gentle Whispering, Xhosa ASMR, Zeitgeist, Jojo, Gibi, Goodnight Moon, Marno ASMR, Power of Sound, and more): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-vuOyi1nPfEZFlz1qomE3diUgOAM7s26

(All product links are not sponsors, but some are affiliates, which means clicking them supports my new creations and new charity projects! You can also join me for cool rewards at patreon.com/becominghero)

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