ASMR 💊 Curing EVERYTHING Wrong With You 💕 | Snake Oil Salesman | Soft Spoken RP

The Snake Oil Salesman: the definition of Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss. Back in 2014, Heather Feather ASMR created the infamous Snake Oil Salesman video, complete with her chakra clearing technique from the spiritual mentor in Dagobah – check out that video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOluZxHIALw&t=2009s

Welcome to Nostra Remedium, started by Heather Feather and continued on using her methods of examination & treatment. We'll start with a thorough examination to determine that there is a lot that's wrong with you, and a lot of nasty diseases that you could be prone to – but no worry! Let me treat you with the best remedies known to man. They're so great, in fact, that you'll never find any literature or research on the matter; it's the world's best kept secrets :)

Introduction ~ 00:00 – 01:10
Discussing History & Procedure ~ 01:10 – 02:46
Opening Your Chakras w/ Tuning Fork ~ 02:46 – 06:01
Cleansing Your Energy w/ Hand Movements ~ 06:01 – 08:23
Sanitizing & Wrasslin' on Gloves ~ 08:23 – 09:35
Testing Your Vision w/ the Snellen Chart ~ 09:35 – 12:23
Examining Your Eyes Up Close w/ Light ~ 12:23 – 14:10
Palpating on Your Face & Neck ~ 14:10 – 16:05
Examining Inside Your Mouth ~ 16:05 – 17:13
Examining Your Ears ~ 17:13 – 18:43
Testing Your Hearing ~ 18:43 – 19:57
Examining Your Scalp & Hair ~ 19:57 – 21:24
Reviewing Our Findings ~ 21:24 – 25:47
Consent to Treat & Payment ~ 25:47 – 27:50
Treating Your Eyes w/ Golden Eagle Oil ~ 27:50 – 29:10
Treating Your Skin w/ Serum ~ 29:10 – 30:39
Applying Special Paste on Your Teeth ~ 30:39 – 31:53
Treating Your Ears w/ Hearing-Improving Drops ~ 31:53 – 34:07
Applying Foaming Hair Treatment ~ 34:07 – 36:59
Re-Testing Your Vision ~ 36:59 – 40:39
Re-Testing Your Hearing ~ 40:39 – 41:45
Giving You Your Inoculation ~ 41:45 – 43:54
Final Bits ~ 43:54 - 45:41

Makeup used in this video: Lip Color – Burt's Bees Lip Shimmer in Raisin; Blush – The Balm Cosmetics Hot Mama Eyeshadow/Blush; Highlighter – Wet n Wild Megaglo Hello Halo Blushlighter in 1111564 Highlight Bling; Eyeliner – NYX Epic Ink Eyeliner; Mascara – Essence Lash Princess

Hope y'all enjoy, have a whale of a day! :)

xx Calliope

I want y'all to have a safe environment here regardless of where you come from, who you love, what you look like, you name it. I don't tolerate discrimination or hatred based on attributes you can't change like where you were born, what color you are, if you have a disability, or who you love– above all, be kind to one another. We're all just people, just trying to do our thing.

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❥ Frequently Asked Questions:
- “Why do you ask for a preferred name & address?” While I'm a cisgender woman, I'm very aware of my audience having members that don't use their 'legal' names (I'm one of them) and use specific pronouns, or are questioning their names and given pronouns. It's just common courtesy to make everyone more comfortable here. Even if it doesn't apply to you, it may apply to others and makes the world of difference.
- “Why do you ask for consent to touch (even if it's a given)?” Coooommon courtesy; big thing with me. I hate being touched by anyone I don't know, but being asked even if I know I'm going to have to anyway is much more comfortable than someone putting their paws on me without warning. Common courtesy.
- “Is your name really Calliope? How do you say it?” Yup. It's pronounced Ka-Lie-Oh-Pee, not Kal-Ee-Ope.

❥ Channel intro created by Bearded Audio ASMR (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJVQJE8WNtZenEzlzpnuA2A) :) background image is “Close-up Photo of Green Leafed Plant” from user Aditya Aiyar on pexels.com, no attribution required.

❥ My equipment:
Audio Recording – Rode NT1-A Microphones, 3Dio XLR Binaural Microphone, Blue Yeti Microphone, Roland CS-10EM Binaural Microphones
Filming – Lumix G85 Camera

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❥ Thanks for watching, have a whale of a day! :)

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